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Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer - The Onion

WASHINGTON—Dazed while trying to piece together the series of bizarre yet deeply vivid images, the entire nation reportedly awoke Monday from a strange dream in which it had been watching soccer. “I wasn’t just willingl…

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