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Man Angry He Got Hit By Sprinkler Acting Like He’s Never Going To Be Dry Again - The Onion

EAU CLAIRE, WI—Staring down at his dampened shirt with a mixture of anger and stunned disbelief, local man Frank Buchwald was reportedly acting like he was never going to be dry again after he got hit by a sprinkler Tue…

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