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U.S. Mint Unveils Series Of Gold Coins Commemorating President’s Extramarital Affairs - The Onion

WASHINGTON—Touting the new line of currency as an important way to recognize the many babes bagged by the commander-in-chief over the years, the U.S. Mint announced plans Wednesday to release a series of gold coins comm…

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