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‘I Was Once A Normal Little Boy Like You,’ Disney World Donald Duck Warns Terrified Child - The Onion

ORLANDO, FL—In what eyewitnesses described as a deeply disturbing and totally unhinged interaction, a Disney World Donald Duck reportedly warned a terrified child Thursday that he was once a normal little boy. “I may lo…

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