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Travis Kelce Begs Andy Reid To Sign Friendly Extraterrestrial He Met In Woods - The Onion

KANSAS CITY, MO—Insisting the creature’s unusual anatomical structure could create matchup nightmares across the AFC, Travis Kelce reportedly begged Chiefs head coach Andy Reid on Tuesday to sign a friendly extraterrest…

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