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Small Town’s Make-Out Point Purchased By Multinational Make-Out Conglomerate - The Onion

FREDERICKTOWN, MO—In a move many residents of this tight-knit community say jeopardizes the beloved scenic hideaway, a multinational make-out conglomerate announced Tuesday that it had purchased the small town’s treasur…

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