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Doughy Eastern European Man Tired Of Everyone Assuming He’s NBA Superstar - The Onion

MCCOOK, IL—Complaining that he couldn’t even walk down the street without being mistaken for a world-class basketball player, doughy Eastern European immigrant Vukašin Petrović told reporters Thursday that he was tired …

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