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Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets - The Onion

MEDFORD, OR—Saying the infant really ought to save her tears for the real shit that’s headed her way, sources familiar with crying newborn Sophia Whitfield confirmed Monday that she had no idea how much worse it was goi…

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