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White House Taps Mean Teen In Zara Fitting Room As New Press Secretary - The Onion

WASHINGTON—Touting her overall cruelty and particular delight at making others feel miserably self-conscious, the White House on Monday tapped a mean teenager from a Zara fitting room as its new press secretary. “Madiso…

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