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Taylor Swift Urges Travis Kelce To Whittle Down Trampolines On Registry To One - The Onion

LEAWOOD, KS—Remarking that it seemed “a tad excessive” to own more than a dozen of the recreational bouncing devices, pop star Taylor Swift reportedly urged fiancé Travis Kelce on Thursday to whittle down the number of …

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