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Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa - The Onion

ST. LOUIS—Tearfully admitting that the lifelong problem had finally reached a breaking point, local man Darren Moore told reporters Tuesday that he doesn’t like who he becomes when he’s around salsa. “There’s something …

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