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Local Music Venue An Absolute Minefield Of Ex-Boyfriends - The Onion

CHICAGO—As she navigated the concert crowd with increased vigilance, local woman Penelope Frasier issued a red alert Thursday, warning that the music venue she and her friends had just entered was an absolute minefield …

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