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Mark Zuckerberg’s Yacht Fails To Respond To Maritime Distress Call - The Onion

After a megayacht owned by Mark Zuckerberg failed to respond to a distress signal from a skiff that had run out of fuel, a spokesperson for the centibillionaire claimed his crew did not hear the call for help. What do y…

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