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Doctor Reassures Patient That Lump Probably Just Body Making Extra Guy - The Onion

COLUMBUS, OH—Telling the 54-year-old there was no reason to panic over the fist-sized bulge that had recently begun shifting beneath the skin of his abdomen, local physician Alan Keller reportedly reassured patient Eric…

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