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Depressed Shams Charania Breaks Scoop That He Has No One - The Onion

CHICAGO—Having confirmed the shocking development with numerous top-level sources, a depressed Shams Charania broke the news Thursday that he has absolutely no one. “Per multiple industry insiders, I can confirm that I’…

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