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Beef Tallow Homunculus Escapes From HHS Building - The Onion

WASHINGTON—Revealing that the humanoid abomination seemed to have used the lubrication from its own body to slip through the bars of its enclosure, officials from the Department of Health and Human Services confirmed Tu…

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