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God Horrified To Find Humans Eating Sacred, Omniscient Potatoes - The Onion

THE HEAVENS—Shaking His head in disbelief as the color drained from His face, God, Our Heavenly Father, was reportedly horrified Monday to learn that humans had been consuming the sacred, omniscient potatoes He sent to …

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