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NFL Announces One Player On Each Team Now Gets To Drive A Car - The Onion

NEW YORK—Citing the fact that “cars are fast and everyone likes them” as justification for the new rule, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced Monday that one player on each team would now be permitted to drive a car…

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