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It Is Unlawful For You To Refuse This Legal Tender, No Matter How Wet It Is - The Onion

As a proud, hardworking American, I demand a certain amount of respect. I had hoped to spend part of my morning patronizing this small, locally owned café with the purchase of a coffee and pastry. But instead, I have be…

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