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Dad Races Outside To Witness Delivery Of Neighbor’s Mulch - The Onion

GREENSBORO, NC—Bursting through the front door before the piled-high dump truck even came to a complete stop, local dad Glenn Stevenson reportedly raced outside Tuesday to witness the delivery of his neighbor’s mulch. “…

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