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Trump Proposes Installation Of Sniper Nest Atop Barron - The Onion

WASHINGTON—Declaring the military fortifications an urgent matter of national security, President Donald Trump on Monday proposed the installation of a sniper nest atop his youngest son, Barron. “We’re going to set up B…

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