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Record Executives Release Katseye For Daily Half Hour Of Yard Time - The Onion

LOS ANGELES—Sounding a loud buzzer to signal that the pop stars were now permitted to leave the dance studio, Hybe x Geffen record executives were seen Thursday releasing Katseye for their daily half hour of yard time. …

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