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Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank - The Onion

WASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into the side of a bank. “…

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