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Smiling, Unblinking Tom Cruise Just Wants To Know Why Nation Didn't See 'Digger' - The Onion

WASHINGTON—Faced with a weekend of dismal ticket sales that ranked among the worst in the megastar’s career, a smiling, unblinking Tom Cruise calmly stated Monday that he just wanted to know why the nation didn’t turn o…

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