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NBA Reminds Rookies Not To Blow First Paycheck On Big-Ass Snake - The Onion

NEW YORK—Urging incoming players to avoid the financial pitfalls that have derailed so many promising careers, the NBA reportedly reminded rookies Tuesday not to blow their first paycheck on a big-ass snake. “The first …

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