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Time Travelers From Year 2376 Warn Of Future Where America Still Perfect - The Onion

WASHINGTON—As they emerged from their smoldering, star-spangled chronochamber and urged the public to heed a consequential message, time travelers from the year 2376 attempted to warn the nation Saturday of a future in …

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