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North Dakota Apologizes For Contributing Nothing To Nation’s Greatness - The Onion

BISMARCK, ND—Admitting that it had let the other 49 states do “pretty much all of the heavy lifting,” North Dakota issued a formal apology Tuesday for contributing nothing to the nation’s greatness. “Look, we acknowledg…

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