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Smoothie Shop Workers Not As Excited For Man’s Birthday As Marketing Email Made It Seem - The Onion

ARLINGTON, VA—Saying it was disappointing to enter the smoothie shop and not be greeted by streamers or decorations, local man Ryan Hunter confirmed Tuesday that workers at Sweetgrass Juicery were not as excited for his…

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