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Sweaty Youth Soccer Team Stinking Up Entire Red Robin - The Onion

COLUMBUS, OH—As they ran freely between tables and emitted a powerful odor of sweat, grass, and damp polyester, a youth soccer team was stinking up an entire Red Robin following a morning tournament, restaurant patrons …

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