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Woman Dives Headfirst Into Thrilling Adventure By Blindly Purchasing Different Apple Variety - The Onion

DALLAS—In a bold risk that strayed from her usual habits, local woman Emily Lentz reportedly dove headfirst into a thrilling adventure Wednesday by blindly purchasing a different apple variety. “What crazy times might t…

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