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Mom Takes Hushed Monologue In Movie As Cue To Go To Kitchen, Wash 5 Pots - The Onion

PENSACOLA, FL—Sensing the perfect opportunity to duck out and get a head start on some scrubbing, local mom Sandy Pagano reportedly took advantage of a movie’s hushed monologue Monday to go to the kitchen and wash five …

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