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New Raid Immortality Spray Curses Insects To Watch Everyone They Love Die - The Onion

RACINE, WI—Vowing that the new product line was the ideal way to make termites and beetles suffer for all eternity, household chemical manufacturer S.C. Johnson announced Wednesday that its insecticide brand Raid would …

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