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Imperialist Planet Fitness Declares Annexed GameStop Part Of Judgement Free Zone - The Onion

HANNIBAL, MO—Expanding their exercise empire through a hostile takeover of the nearby business, the imperialistic Planet Fitness reportedly annexed a nearby GameStop Thursday as part of their Judgement Free Zone. “In ou…

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