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Kash Patel Invites FBI Agents To Train With Professional Pickup Artists - The Onion

QUANTICO, VA—Alarmed by what he described as the inability of supposedly elite law enforcement officers to approach and seduce attractive women, FBI director Kash Patel confirmed Thursday that he had invited all agents …

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