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‘Take Us To Your Biggest Pedophile’ Demand Surprisingly Politically Informed Aliens - The Onion

WASHINGTON—Displaying an uncanny comprehension of humanity’s power structures as they emerged from their interstellar spacecraft, a delegation of surprisingly politically informed aliens issued demands Tuesday to be tak…

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