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Survival Tips for Anyone Currently Being Hunted by Joey Chestnut - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
“Somehow he’s escaped containment. They were supposed to throw a burlap sack over Mr. Chestnut’s head, like they do when subduing an ostrich, and take him aw...
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