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Brood Of Disney Child Stars Emerges From Ground - The Onion

BURBANK, CA—Tunneling upward out of the darkness where they had lain in wait for13 years, the latest brood of Disney child stars reportedly emerged from the ground Monday, filling the air with their mindless droning. Th…

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