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America Kept Inviting Me to Her Birthday Party, But I Just Wanted to Take Her to the Hospital So She Can Get the Help She Sorely Needs - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

“Big birthday comin’ up," America said, letting out a huge belch. “Girl, you’re nude in a Chili’s," I told her. "You need to go to the hospital.”

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