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FIFA Admits It Has No Idea Why Soccer Players Walk Out On Field With Little Kids - The Onion

NEW YORK—Confessing total ignorance as to the origins of the mystifying ritual, FIFA admitted Friday it has absolutely no idea why soccer players routinely walk out onto the field accompanied by a group of little kids. …

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