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Nation’s Alcoholics Spontaneously Share List Of Places Where It’s Okay To Drink - The Onion

WASHINGTON—Launching into the address without any preamble or provocation, the nation’s alcoholics held a spontaneous press conference Monday to share a list of places where it’s okay to drink. “Bars are the obvious fir…

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