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Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham - The Onion

WASHINGTON—Emphasizing that every second counted during a cardiac episode, doctors on Monday praised first responders for being too late to save Lindsay Graham from an aortic dissection. “Paramedics had a very short win…

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