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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake - The Onion

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The m…

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