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Public Begs Mitch McConnell To Stop Releasing Photos Of Himself - The Onion

WASHINGTON—In an emotional press conference driven by fear and desperation, the American public begged Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) on Thursday to stop releasing photos of himself. “If you’re listening, Sen. McConnell, p…

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