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Man Resents Home Run For Making Him Pause Eating, Clap - The Onion

KANSAS CITY, MO—Audibly groaning as everyone around him rose to their feet, local baseball fan Mark Girma told reporters Friday that he resented a fourth-inning home run for making him pause eating so he could clap. “Oh…

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