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Mitch McConnell Clarifies Absence Due To Brief Planned Trip To Afterlife - The Onion

WASHINGTON—Explaining that the public had no reason to be alarmed over his temporary leave, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) clarified Friday that his absence from Congress was due to a brief planned trip to the afterlife. “…

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