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  1. #1 🤣 Why was the gardener happy? Business was growing. Wholesome 100% liked · 2 votes
  2. #2 🤣 What's a dog's favorite kind of pizza? Pup-eroni. Animals 100% liked · 2 votes
  3. #3 🤣 What did the duck say to the bartender? Put it on my bill. Animals 100% liked · 2 votes
  4. #4 🤣 Why don't cats play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs. Animals 100% liked · 2 votes
  5. #5 🤣 Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken. Animals 100% liked · 2 votes
  6. #6 🤣 Why are elephants so wrinkly? Have you ever tried to iron one? Animals 100% liked · 2 votes
  7. #7 🤣 Why was the keyboard tired? It had a long shift. Tech 100% liked · 2 votes
  8. #8 🤣 Why did the developer go to therapy? He had too many unresolved issues. Tech 100% liked · 2 votes
  9. #9 🤣 What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic. Wordplay 100% liked · 2 votes
  10. #10 🤣 Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint. Puns 100% liked · 2 votes
  11. #11 🤣 I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it. Observational 100% liked · 2 votes
  12. #12 🤣 I tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time. Wordplay 100% liked · 2 votes
  13. #13 🤣 Why don't we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears around. Dad Jokes 50% liked · 2 votes
  14. #14 🤣 What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh. Wordplay 50% liked · 2 votes
  15. #15 🤣 Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. Tech 50% liked · 2 votes
  16. #16 🤣 Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them. Puns 50% liked · 2 votes
  17. #17 🤣 What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short. Classic 0% liked · 1 votes
  18. #18 🤣 What goes up but never comes down? Your age. Classic 0% liked · 1 votes
  19. #19 🤣 What did the chef say at the end of the meal? It was souper. Food 0% liked · 1 votes
  20. #20 🤣 Why was the astronaut single? He needed space. Nerd 0% liked · 1 votes
  21. #21 🤣 What does a subatomic duck say? Quark. Nerd 0% liked · 1 votes
  22. #22 🤣 Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine. Classic 0% liked · 1 votes
  23. #23 🤣 Why did the math teacher write on the window? He wanted the lesson to be very clear. Math
  24. #24 🤣 Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. Classic
  25. #25 🤣 Why did the bicycle stand by itself? Because it was two-tired. Puns
  26. #26 🤣 What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved goodbye. Wordplay
  27. #27 🤣 Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems to solve on its own. Math
  28. #28 🤣 Why was the coach pacing on the sideline? He needed to get a few yards in. Observational
  29. #29 🤣 Why is a calendar always nervous? Its days are numbered. Classic
  30. #30 🤣 Why are bookshelves always so confident? They've got everything covered. Wholesome

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