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  1. #1 Why are elephants so wrinkly? Have you ever tried to iron one? Animals 100% liked · 6 votes
  2. #2 Why was the keyboard tired? It had a long shift. Tech 100% liked · 5 votes
  3. #3 I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find. Observational 83% liked · 6 votes
  4. #4 Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse. Tech 80% liked · 5 votes
  5. #5 I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y. Wordplay 100% liked · 4 votes
  6. #6 What's a librarian's favorite dance move? The Dewey Decimal. Wordplay 67% liked · 6 votes
  7. #7 Why are dogs bad dancers? They have two left feet — and two right ones too. Animals 67% liked · 6 votes
  8. #8 What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh. Wordplay 75% liked · 4 votes
  9. #9 Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint. Puns 75% liked · 4 votes
  10. #10 What can travel around the world while staying in a corner? A stamp. Classic 67% liked · 3 votes
  11. #11 Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here. Classic 67% liked · 3 votes
  12. #12 What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe. Wholesome 67% liked · 3 votes
  13. #13 Why was the gardener happy? Business was growing. Wholesome 100% liked · 2 votes
  14. #14 What's a dog's favorite kind of pizza? Pup-eroni. Animals 100% liked · 2 votes
  15. #15 What did the duck say to the bartender? Put it on my bill. Animals 100% liked · 2 votes
  16. #16 Why don't cats play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs. Animals 100% liked · 2 votes
  17. #17 Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken. Animals 100% liked · 2 votes
  18. #18 Why did the developer go to therapy? He had too many unresolved issues. Tech 100% liked · 2 votes
  19. #19 What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic. Wordplay 100% liked · 2 votes
  20. #20 I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it. Observational 100% liked · 2 votes
  21. #21 I lost my job at the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off. Wordplay 100% liked · 2 votes
  22. #22 I tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time. Wordplay 100% liked · 2 votes
  23. #23 Why was the astronaut single? He needed space. Nerd 50% liked · 2 votes
  24. #24 How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I’ll tell you tomorrow. Wordplay 100% liked · 1 votes
  25. #25 Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it’s two tired. Wordplay 100% liked · 1 votes
  26. #26 Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. Classic 100% liked · 1 votes
  27. #27 How does Saturn keep in touch? They give it a ring. Nerd 100% liked · 1 votes
  28. #28 What is the speed of dark? It's a deep question — and there's no light on it. Nerd 50% liked · 2 votes
  29. #29 Why don't we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears around. Dad Jokes 50% liked · 2 votes
  30. #30 Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. Tech 50% liked · 2 votes

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