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  1. #1 Why are elephants so wrinkly? Have you ever tried to iron one? Animals 100% liked · 6 votes
  2. #2 Why are dogs bad dancers? They have two left feet — and two right ones too. Animals 67% liked · 9 votes
  3. #3 What's a dog's favorite kind of pizza? Pup-eroni. Animals 100% liked · 2 votes
  4. #4 What did the duck say to the bartender? Put it on my bill. Animals 100% liked · 2 votes
  5. #5 Why don't cats play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs. Animals 100% liked · 2 votes
  6. #6 What's a sheep's favorite kind of math? Multiplication — they love to multiply. Animals 100% liked · 2 votes
  7. #7 Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken. Animals 100% liked · 2 votes
  8. #8 Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't know the words either. Animals 100% liked · 1 votes
  9. #9 How does a turtle reach high places? It carries a tortoise ladder. Animals 100% liked · 1 votes
  10. #10 Why don't kangaroos make good librarians? They're always jumping to conclusions. Animals 100% liked · 1 votes
  11. #11 Why was the bee so quiet? It just buzzed off. Animals 100% liked · 1 votes
  12. #12 Why was the cat so good at video games? He had nine lives. Animals 100% liked · 1 votes
  13. #13 What do you call a dinosaur that crashes its car? Tyrannosaurus wrecks. Animals 100% liked · 1 votes
  14. #14 What do you call a polite squirrel? A nuts and please squirrel. Animals 100% liked · 1 votes
  15. #15 What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. Animals 100% liked · 1 votes
  16. #16 What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador. (We can't stop.) Animals 50% liked · 2 votes
  17. #17 Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs. Animals 0% liked · 2 votes
  18. #18 Why don't lobsters share their toys? Because they're shellfish — we know, we said this. They're really shellfish. Animals 0% liked · 1 votes
  19. #19 What does an octopus wear in winter? A coat of arms. Animals 0% liked · 1 votes
  20. #20 Why don't spiders use computers? They prefer their own webs. Animals 0% liked · 1 votes
  21. #21 Why are frogs always so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them. Animals 0% liked · 1 votes
  22. #22 What do you call a goose that's good at math? A protractor. Animals
  23. #23 Why was the elephant kicked out of the pool? He couldn't keep his trunks up. Animals
  24. #24 Why don't dogs make good dancers? They have two left paws. Animals
  25. #25 What's a hen's favorite kind of currency? A chick-bond. Animals
  26. #26 Why did the pig leave the party? Everyone thought he was a boar. Animals
  27. #27 What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor. Animals
  28. #28 What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake. Animals
  29. #29 What's a fish's favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune. Animals
  30. #30 What do you call a llama with no eyes? A llma. Animals

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