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  1. #1 🤣 Why don't we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears around. Dad Jokes 50% liked · 2 votes
  2. #2 🤣 Why don't electricians get cold? They have plenty of current. Dad Jokes
  3. #3 🤣 What's a sailor's favorite letter? C. Dad Jokes
  4. #4 🤣 How does a train eat? It chew-chews. Dad Jokes
  5. #5 🤣 Why did the man put his money in his shoe? To take it for a walk. Dad Jokes
  6. #6 🤣 What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. Honestly, this should be tattooed somewhere. Dad Jokes
  7. #7 🤣 What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else? Nacho problem. Dad Jokes
  8. #8 🤣 What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One's heavy, the other's a little lighter. Dad Jokes
  9. #9 🤣 How do mathematicians scold their kids? If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times! Dad Jokes
  10. #10 🤣 What's a chef's favorite type of justice? Just desserts. Dad Jokes
  11. #11 🤣 Why did the can-opener stop dating the bottle? They had nothing to open up about. Dad Jokes
  12. #12 🤣 I told my dog a joke about a stick. He didn't catch it. Dad Jokes
  13. #13 🤣 Why do bees stay in the hive in the winter? Swarm. Dad Jokes
  14. #14 🤣 Why don't we ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it. Dad Jokes
  15. #15 🤣 Why did the lawyer show up to court in his underwear? He forgot his lawsuit. Dad Jokes
  16. #16 🤣 What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasa-bee! Dad Jokes
  17. #17 🤣 Why did the man bring a pencil to bed? He wanted to draw the curtains. Dad Jokes
  18. #18 🤣 Why don't scientists trust hairlines? They're always receding. Dad Jokes
  19. #19 🤣 Why do golfers always carry an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one. Dad Jokes
  20. #20 🤣 I'm great at multitasking. I can watch TV while ignoring my family. Dad Jokes
  21. #21 🤣 I just deleted all the German names from my phone. It's Hans-free now. Dad Jokes
  22. #22 🤣 I wanted to be a doctor, but I had no patients. And worse, no patience. Dad Jokes
  23. #23 🤣 How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it. Dad Jokes
  24. #24 🤣 I bought some shoes from a hipster. Pretty sure they were already used before they were even cool. Dad Jokes
  25. #25 🤣 What's a pirate's least favorite letter? You'd think it's R, but his true love is the C. Dad Jokes
  26. #26 🤣 Why was the math lecture so long? The professor kept going off on a tangent. Dad Jokes
  27. #27 🤣 I told my carpenter I didn't want shelves anymore. He gave me a blank stare. Dad Jokes
  28. #28 🤣 How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. Dad Jokes
  29. #29 🤣 I asked a librarian if she had any books about turtles. She said, 'Hardback?' And I said, 'Yeah, and little heads.' Dad Jokes
  30. #30 🤣 Why did the kid bring a fish to the math test? Because of the algae-bra. Dad Jokes

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