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  1. #1 🤣 Why did the math teacher write on the window? He wanted the lesson to be very clear. Math
  2. #2 🤣 Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems to solve on its own. Math
  3. #3 🤣 Why are math books always sad? They're always full of problems. Math
  4. #4 🤣 What's a mathematician's favorite snake? A π-thon. Math
  5. #5 🤣 What's an integer's favorite kind of party? A whole one. Math
  6. #6 🤣 Why did the Möbius strip break up with the rectangle? It only had one side of the relationship. Math
  7. #7 🤣 Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. Math
  8. #8 🤣 Why did the statistician drown? The average depth was only three feet. Math
  9. #9 🤣 Why was algebra easy for the gardener? Lots of plant variables. Math
  10. #10 🤣 Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach? It was over 90 degrees. Math
  11. #11 🤣 Why don't mathematicians swim? Because they're afraid of differential equations. Math
  12. #12 🤣 How do you keep a mathematician busy? Tell them to find a square circle. Math
  13. #13 🤣 What did the pythagorean theorem say at the bar? I'll have a round of squares. Math
  14. #14 🤣 Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a prime suspect. Math
  15. #15 🤣 Why did 7 break up with 8? Because 8 was always coming on 9. Math
  16. #16 🤣 What do you call an angle that's adorable? Acute angle. Math
  17. #17 🤣 Why was the geometry book so depressed? It had too many problems. Math
  18. #18 🤣 What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless. Math
  19. #19 🤣 Why do mathematicians love parks? Because of all the natural logs. Math
  20. #20 🤣 Why did pi flunk driver's ed? It didn't know when to stop. Math
  21. #21 🤣 Why don't mathematicians get lost? They always find their way back to the origin. Math
  22. #22 🤣 What's the contrapositive of 'Math is fun'? 'Not fun is not math' — and yet here we are. Math
  23. #23 🤣 Why are pi jokes never short? They go on forever. Math
  24. #24 🤣 Why was the math book so heavy? It carried a lot of weight in its theorems. Math
  25. #25 🤣 Why was the algebra teacher so good at gardening? Because of all the square roots. Math
  26. #26 🤣 Why don't mathematicians read fiction? They prefer prime numbers. Math
  27. #27 🤣 What did the right angle say after a long week? I'm all squared away. Math
  28. #28 🤣 What's a math teacher's favorite kind of tree? Geometry. Math
  29. #29 🤣 Why was the equal sign so humble? He realized he wasn't less than or greater than anyone. Math
  30. #30 🤣 What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt. Math

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