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  1. #1 🤣 Why was the astronaut single? He needed space. Nerd 0% liked · 1 votes
  2. #2 🤣 What does a subatomic duck say? Quark. Nerd 0% liked · 1 votes
  3. #3 🤣 Why did the biologist take a break? He was tired of all the cell phones. Nerd
  4. #4 🤣 What did the lab coat say to the scientist? You've got me covered. Nerd
  5. #5 🤣 Why don't electrons ever pay their bills? They're always negative. Nerd
  6. #6 🤣 What did Earth say to the other planets? You guys have no life. Nerd
  7. #7 🤣 Why are geology jokes always so old? They've been around forever. Nerd
  8. #8 🤣 What did the geologist say after a long hike? I take everything for granite. Nerd
  9. #9 🤣 Why do biologists love watching TV? They love microcosms. Nerd
  10. #10 🤣 Why did the engineer go to the bar after work? To unwind a coil. Nerd
  11. #11 🤣 Why do electrical engineers love camping? They get to use their conductors. Nerd
  12. #12 🤣 What is the speed of dark? It's a deep question — and there's no light on it. Nerd
  13. #13 🤣 Why don't scientists trust the moon's data? It goes through phases. Nerd
  14. #14 🤣 Why did Pluto get sad? It used to be a planet. Nerd
  15. #15 🤣 How does Saturn keep in touch? They give it a ring. Nerd
  16. #16 🤣 Why do telescopes never feel lonely? They're always looking up. Nerd
  17. #17 🤣 Why couldn't the astronomy student afford college? He kept losing his marbles, also known as Saturn's moons. Nerd
  18. #18 🤣 What's an astronaut's least favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar — too crowded. Nerd
  19. #19 🤣 What do you call a fake noodle in space? An impasta-naut. Nerd
  20. #20 🤣 How do astronomers keep their pants up? With an asteroid belt. Nerd
  21. #21 🤣 Why don't aliens visit Earth? Look at our reviews — one star. Nerd
  22. #22 🤣 Why are stars terrible storytellers? They always end with a big bang. Nerd
  23. #23 🤣 What's the dating advice of an astronaut? Don't orbit too close. Nerd
  24. #24 🤣 Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the no-bell prize. Nerd
  25. #25 🤣 Why did the photon refuse luggage? Because it was traveling light. Nerd
  26. #26 🤣 Why don't physicists make good DJs? They keep changing the frequency. Nerd
  27. #27 🤣 What's a physicist's favorite kind of music? Anything with a good wavelength. Nerd
  28. #28 🤣 What did the Big Bang say to its friends? I'm really going to expand. Nerd
  29. #29 🤣 Why do astronomers use the metric system? Because the moon is too far for inches. Nerd
  30. #30 🤣 Why did the proton stop being friends with the electron? They had nothing positive in common. Nerd

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