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  1. #1 How does Saturn keep in touch? They give it a ring. Nerd 100% liked · 2 votes
  2. #2 What is the speed of dark? It's a deep question — and there's no light on it. Nerd 50% liked · 4 votes
  3. #3 Why do astronomers use the metric system? Because the moon is too far for inches. Nerd 100% liked · 1 votes
  4. #4 Two atoms are walking down the street. One says, 'I just lost an electron.' The other asks, 'Are you sure?' 'Yes, I'm positive.' Nerd 100% liked · 1 votes
  5. #5 What did the lab coat say to the scientist? You've got me covered. Nerd 0% liked · 1 votes
  6. #6 Why do telescopes never feel lonely? They're always looking up. Nerd 0% liked · 1 votes
  7. #7 Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the no-bell prize. Nerd 0% liked · 1 votes
  8. #8 What did the Big Bang say to its friends? I'm really going to expand. Nerd 0% liked · 1 votes
  9. #9 What does a subatomic duck say? Quark. Nerd 0% liked · 1 votes
  10. #10 I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I don't think I'd get a reaction. Nerd 0% liked · 1 votes
  11. #11 Why did the biologist take a break? He was tired of all the cell phones. Nerd
  12. #12 Why don't electrons ever pay their bills? They're always negative. Nerd
  13. #13 What did Earth say to the other planets? You guys have no life. Nerd
  14. #14 Why are geology jokes always so old? They've been around forever. Nerd
  15. #15 What did the geologist say after a long hike? I take everything for granite. Nerd
  16. #16 Why do biologists love watching TV? They love microcosms. Nerd
  17. #17 Why did the engineer go to the bar after work? To unwind a coil. Nerd
  18. #18 Why do electrical engineers love camping? They get to use their conductors. Nerd
  19. #19 Why don't scientists trust the moon's data? It goes through phases. Nerd
  20. #20 Why did Pluto get sad? It used to be a planet. Nerd
  21. #21 Why couldn't the astronomy student afford college? He kept losing his marbles, also known as Saturn's moons. Nerd
  22. #22 What's an astronaut's least favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar — too crowded. Nerd
  23. #23 What do you call a fake noodle in space? An impasta-naut. Nerd
  24. #24 How do astronomers keep their pants up? With an asteroid belt. Nerd
  25. #25 Why don't aliens visit Earth? Look at our reviews — one star. Nerd
  26. #26 Why are stars terrible storytellers? They always end with a big bang. Nerd
  27. #27 What's the dating advice of an astronaut? Don't orbit too close. Nerd
  28. #28 Why did the photon refuse luggage? Because it was traveling light. Nerd
  29. #29 Why don't physicists make good DJs? They keep changing the frequency. Nerd
  30. #30 What's a physicist's favorite kind of music? Anything with a good wavelength. Nerd

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